24 Jan 09 Parking ticket; Funny
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a ‘Nazi.’
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t really care. I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, “Obama in ‘08″.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. The doctor tells me that it’s important to my health.
Tags: Bumper Stickers, Coffee Shop, Cop, Doughnut, Errands, Funny, Gestapo, Health, Insensitivity, Moron, Parking Ticket, Retired Person, Snack, Tires, Windshield, Worn Tires
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